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We believe in formulating simple choices. 
Everything we do is slathered in simple from our minimalist packaging to our modest ingredient lists. 
Life is complicated enough, yes? Why add to the chaos.

Yours in simplification, Heidi & Pete.

Notable News

Our new website is LIVE!

March 31, 2015

We are thrilled to announce the launch of our new website. Take a peek... let us know what you think. Find a glitch... let us know that too, please.We make awesome products, but we aren't perfect.

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A Valentine's Day Tale... and other affiliate news.

January 20, 2015

It's Valentine's Day. You're getting all snugly with that special someone when all of a sudden... you realize that your skin looks like you are, indeed, part reptile (probably crocodile) and your armpits didn't get any soft scented suds in the shower that morning. Ugh. You stink! Promote some awesome gift ideas for Valentine's Day and get 35% back on all sales you refer. Sign up for your affiliate account and start earning 35%. Here are a few social media promo ideas to get you started: Soften your skin for your Valentine's Day "close encounter" [insert your affiliate link here] Valentine's Day = NO STINK ALLOWED. Check out Dirty Knees Soap Co.'s awesome soap and body products. [insert your affiliate...

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