Do you have commitment issues? Wonder what our lotion feels like? How our soap performs? What it smells like? We got this...
Virtual Scratch, Sniff & Feel Party : Minnesota Wood
Minnesota Wood is our most popular scent. It's currently found in a bar soap, lotion, and body wash. A favorite of men, it's alluring to women as well (both on their men, and for themselves.)
Scratch 'N Sniff - Earthy, woody, and a little spicy. A warm scent that brings to mind an aged cabin in a dense forest.
Feel - Minnesota Wood Bar Soap and Body Wash will leave you feeling soft and clean. No squeak. The suds will surprise you! Minnesota Wood Lotion goes on soft, absorbs quickly, and doesn't leave you feeling greasy. That solid grip on your fishing rod will not be compromised.
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You've got a few gifts on hand... that suggestive pair of elephant boxers for your honey, the unicorn poop for little Jane... but, what (oh what!?) will you do for the rest?
We ask that you contemplate the following limerick:
There once was a frustrated parent,
Whose kids' bathing habits were errant.
They got Dirty Knees Soap,
The kids thought it was dope,
Musty stink then emerged as transparent.
When was the last time you knew a middle school boy who LOVED to shower. If that doesn't convince you that we've got something for everyone on your list, I don't know what will. If your gift recipients bathe (we're going to jump to a conclusion here and say that everyone on your list does)... we've got you covered.
With that... we wish you a happy, stress-free holiday season filled with lots of good, clean smells.
It was a pre-kids, 3-day weekend in Canada. It was late August and unseasonably frigid. My two sisters, my brother, my Dad, and I, along with significant others, ventured out on a fly-in fishing trip. And by "fly-in" I'm not talking about flying a fishing lure into the water. I'm talking plane. Float plane. A little cabin in the woods. Eight adults in bunk beds. No cell phones, no plumbing, and one change of clothes.
If you haven't tried it, I highly recommend adding it to your bucket list. Seriously! It was a little dirty, but duh... we can fix that!
Note: the above picture is NOT representative of this specific trip, as you'll quickly discover, per the following story.
One afternoon, my Dad and I hopped into a boat and ventured out onto the dangerously choppy water to catch dinner.
Woah!! In no time, I had a big one on the line. I was convinced the rod was going to break in two. My Dad was standing ready with the net. "This is a big one," he noted. His no-nonsense voice exuded only the slightest hint of pure excitement with a little grin thrown in for good measure.
Just then, the fish took a dive under the boat. Afraid he was going to take me and the rod with him, I held on for dear life. SNAP!! The line broke. In the brief moment of disbelief that followed, the fish received an impromptu moment of silence for his (or her) well-fought fight.
NOTE: The following pic has nothing to do with the above story. But, if you're wondering where some of the fun and funk that is "Dirty Knees Soap Co." comes from, I think we can safely say, it runs in the family.
Happy Father's Day, Dad!
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It's a real thing, people! Don't kid yourselves.
It was a crisp late-afternoon day. The family and I went to a local eating establishment for some much needed stomach fulfillment.
On the table was a typical ketchup bottle. I gingerly placed it in my hand, flipped open the lid and, without hesitation, it erupted like a volcano, spewing thick red muck across the table. And it continued spewing... and spewing. It took me a second to realize what was happening. My daughter's hair was thick with it, it hit the wall, and doused "the hat" (see below) - tragic! Our neighboring diners did a great job of suppressing their guffaws until they left the building.
NOTE: I DID NOT squeeze the ketchup bottle.
It was like a bad science project gone berserk. A quick search on the Google machine revealed that gas build up, as a result of fermentation, is what causes this nasty phenomenon. I mean, unless you're into that kind of thing, being covered in ketchup isn't exactly sexy.
With that... ketchup users beware. And, when opening a bottle of ketchup, always make sure it's pointed at someone else.
Life's messy. Stay clean.